MattieJ is a no-nonsense elderly church lady who tells it like it is. She and her mild-mannered husband Herman have their own comedy episodes featured on Facebook, IG, YouTube, and TikTok. Together, they take on their small, close-knit community where the shenanigans are never-ending. This reference guide will aide you in understanding their wild antics, the characters, and last but not least Mattie's broken dialect.