Ever been mistaken for the family pet? Forgotten at school pickup? Given socks while your siblings got ponies? Congratulations—you might be a middle child. And this book is your emotional support manual wrapped in sarcasm, truth, and deeply relatable comedy. The Middle Child Manifesto is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud collection of 101 things only middle children will truly understand—from chronic name mix-ups to passive-aggressive birthday memories and the constant battle of being seen, heard, or even remembered. ✔️ Perfect for anyone who grew up overlooked but emotionally fluent ✔️ Packed with sharp wit, dry humor, and moments of “oh my God, that’s me” ✔️ A must-have gift for siblings, therapists, or anyone still healing from 1998 ✔️ Great coffee table book, therapy companion, or revenge present for the golden child Whether you're a middle child yourself, know one, or just want to understand why they're so emotionally complex and suspiciously funny, this book will make you laugh, nod in agreement, and maybe send a passive-aggressive group text. 🔥 Middle child syndrome never felt so seen—or so hilarious. Scroll up, grab your copy, and reclaim your spot in the family narrative. It’s time the middle child got the last word.