Welcome to the Kingdom of Small Paws —where the rulers are tiny, the chaos is constant, and the Humans have absolutely no say in anything. In this hilarious and heartfelt collection of royal decrees, scandalous tail-wagging headlines, and legendary battles for bed space, four pint-sized rulers—Queen Scarlet, King Rigby, Lord Ira, and Prince Rowan—show you what it truly means to rule by fluff. From snack taxation and Operation Dawn Zoomies to the sacred laws of Napdom, this book is a must-read for anyone who’s ever surrendered a pillow, a sandwich, or their dignity to a dog under 12 pounds. Perfect for dog lovers, small breed parents, and anyone in need of a laugh and a little loyalty. Long live the naps. Long live the snacks. Long live Small Paws.