The First Lines of Literature Towel features 39 of the most famous opening lines in literary history. This colorful and soft tea towel makes a novel addition to any kitchen. Made from 100 percent cotton and featuring a quick-drying hanging loop. Makes the perfect present for your loved one who always has their nose in a book (cook or other). Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Now there is something to read while you wait for that pot to boil.


Here's the First Lines of Literature dish towel, with the opening lines from 39 different pot-boilers and fish stories and Most Illustrious Literary Voices.

There's a little taste for everyone!

Featuring first lines by: Louisa May Alcott, Margaret Atwood, Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, Octavia Butler, Albert Camus, Charles Dickens, Fyodor Dostoevsky, George Eliot, Ralph Ellison, Gabriel Garcia Márquez, William Gibson, L.P. Hartley, Joseph Heller, Zora Neale Hurson, N.K. Jemisin, Franz Kafka, Jack Kerouac, Maxine Hong Kingston, W. Somerset Maugham, Herman Melville, Toni Morrison, Vladimir Nabokov, George Orwell, Sylvia Plath, Edgar Allan Poe, Marcel Proust, Thomas Pynchon, J.D. Salinger, Leo Tolstoy, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Alice Walker, Elie Wiesel, E.B. White, Colson Whitehead, and Virginia Woolf.


Colorfully printed on 100% cotton and as suitable for an afternoon tea as it is cleanup duty, this dish towel can hang! * on its own hanging loop * comfortably in your kitchen * (where everyone comes to hang out.) Bon appétit!