When there is something rotten in the state of Denmark (and when "Denmark" means your mouth), why not freshen up with Shakespearmints? Cry "Havov" and slip this small tin of mints into your bag or pocket for late-night, post-dance, balcony-meeting emergencies. Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free. Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches. Click the store link near the product title for more smart and funny gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath
To say to me that thou art out of breath?

Speaking of thy breath... how is thy breath?
Thou will not have to wait with bated breath and whisp'ring humbleness to speak to thy knave or mistress if thou hast Shakespearmints about thy person.
Do but carry this quaint case of tin (not in thy purse, for that trash oft is stolen) and never will they say of you thy breath reeks!