The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Winston Churchill Stiff Upper Lip Balm - Peppermint Flavored, Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and

$5.95
by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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Claim victory over chapped lips with Stiff Upper Lip Balm. Keep calm and carry balm! Let us go forward to soothe. Let us go forward to soften. Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Peppermint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients. Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Makes a great small present. Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. History may be kind to you, but not the wind, the sun, and the cold! It's one thing to keep a stiff upper lip. It's quite another when your lips are dry and sore. No one can think clearly or sensibly about this vast and burning topic, so remember the inspiring words of Sir Winston Churchill, and never surrender! We have before us an ointment of the most felicitous kind. Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. Carry Stiff Upper Lip Balm and your lips will say, "Cheerio, Chaps!" May we all come through soft and with moisture!

Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
[peppermint]

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