The Urban Neanderthal: The Complete Trilogy R.L. Dewhurst’s Misadventures in One Hilarious Volume By Tony Corbett Meet Richard “Dick Lips” Dewhurst—DL to anyone who’s ever laughed at his expense. He’s sixty-five, perpetually broke, and armed with a brain that runs on Mountain Dew, Slim Jims, and the unshakable belief that tomorrow will finally be his day. Spoiler: it never is. And that’s what makes him legendary .In this complete trilogy collection, follow Arkansas’s most lovable loser through three epic tales of spectacular failure and accidental triumph: Book 1: The Urban Neanderthal A rain-soaked food-bank marathon on a Frankenstein bicycle called the Pink Peril ends with lost pants, a viral mooning video, and the realization that rock bottom has a basement—and a beef stick lodged in an unfortunate place. - Book 2: The Fall & Rise of Richard “Dick Lips” Dewhurst From mistaking a city bus for his Uber to breaking medical science with less brain activity than a microwaved potato, DL turns clinical trials, job interviews, and laxative chocolate into neighborhood disasters. Because your life deserves worse options. - Book 3: R.L. Dewhurst’s Great Adventure A simple $5,000 van-driving gig hauling “fancy hotel towels” from Little Rock to Reno spirals into the wildest, most livestreamed road trip in American history. Unwittingly transporting $40 million in stolen Russian masterpieces, DL dodges oligarchs, FBI agents, a Siberian enforcer, and Burning Man glitter—proving that sometimes the best way to deliver priceless art is to let a complete idiot drive. Laugh-out-loud slapstick, heartfelt absurdity, and pure redneck ingenuity collide in this over-the-top comedic saga. If you love Carl Hiaasen’s Florida mayhem, Christopher Moore’s quirky weirdness, or just a good belly laugh at life’s glorious idiots, DL Dewhurst is your new favorite antihero.One hell of a ride. One hell of a driver. Grab the complete trilogy today—because genius is overrated, and the universe runs just fine on unfiltered DL.