After all the hype, the Rapture turns out to be a very minor event. Only one person is taken—some country preacher named Larry—and two billion church members want their money back. Baptist firebrand Logan Fizelbief wants answers. 149-year-old Charles Fort wants to rule the planet. Social justice warrior Clarissa Goldstein wants to save the planet. New Age space cadet Jasmine Moonflower wants off the planet. Underboss Tony Corpulentio wants her off the planet, too. And Supercop John Offticker wants them all in jail. Who would have thought the Great Tribulation would be so much fun