College is wild. Luckily, this book is wilder. Packed with 200 brutally honest, hilariously helpful tips, This Is Fine: A Freshman’s Guide to College Chaos is your go-to survival manual for everything college throws at you—awkward roommates, dorm disasters, dining hall roulette, group project meltdowns, and the existential dread of finals week. Whether you're a brand-new freshman, a panicked parent, or just someone who thinks "laundry is a suggestion," this laugh-out-loud guide delivers real advice wrapped in relentless sarcasm and caffeine-fueled truth bombs. You'll learn: How to survive 8 a.m. lectures without crying (too much). Why you’ll fall in love, fail a quiz, and eat three Pop-Tarts—all before Tuesday. How to email professors without sounding like a confused woodland creature. What to do when your dorm fridge smells like regret. Why missing home is normal (and missing your dog is a whole different tragedy). This book is the perfect gift for high school grads, incoming college students, or anyone about to face the glorious chaos of dorm life, dining halls, and adulthood-lite. If you've ever Googled “how to survive college without dying,” this one’s for you. Spoiler: You got this. (Kind of.)