Time Heals All Wounds, Except The One That Kills You is an unapologetically honest adult coloring book filled with snarky sayings, dark humor, and just the right amount of profanity to help guide you through your day. Inside you'll find original, bold laugh-out-loud phrases that don't sugarcoat a damn thing while stating obvious truths to live by, such as Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right - Always Start With Three; and Don't Burn Bridges When You Can Use Dynamite Instead. Who can doubt such wisdom? No one, that's who. You'll also find here such motivating and inspirational original phrases as The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword, But You Need To Stab With It A Whole Lot More; and Ignorance Is Bliss - It's Also A Great Alibi. Whether you've had a bad day, a rough month, or a decade of nonsense, this book gives you something to reflect upon while coloring your stress away. If you're looking for a little less toxic positivity and a little more pissed-off sarcasm, then this book's for you. So grab your markers, pour some Maker's, and dive into a world of wisdom that reminds us all that You Can Kill Two Birds With One Stone, But A Good Shotgun Gets You Half A Flock Easily. Enjoy responsibly. Adult Coloring Book Black And White Images 102 Pages 8.5 x 11 Inches