This is not your typical church cookbook. It's a satirical yet heartfelt collection of spiritual "recipes" designed for those who wrestle with faith, theology, and the meaning of community. Written for Recovering Calvinists, Hopeless Confessionalists, and Depraved Dogmaholics, this book offers a mix of practical rituals, humorous traditions, and thought-provoking exercises to cultivate joy, meaning, and connection. Inside, you'll find unconventional "recipes" like Sunday Fuel-Up Fricassee, Persecution Upside-Down Cake, and Magic Mushroom Risotto, each offering a fresh way to engage with spirituality beyond rigid doctrine. Whether you're longing for a joyful Sabbath, wrestling with doubt, or exploring the beauty of other faiths, this book serves up rituals that challenge, heal, and inspire. For those who have left faith behind but still hold onto hope-or for anyone seeking a more vibrant and meaningful spiritual life-this book is your invitation to step away from obligation and toward delight.