Gannett I've never claimed to be a smart man. In fact, when it comes to making dumb choices, I'm your guy. The most questionable decision that takes the cake, however, would be trying to crack the town's stone wall—my brother's sworn enemy, Gordy Masterson. But after years of surface level acquaintanceship, I want to know how he manages to be so comfortable in his lonely existence. I'm desperate for insight in how to manage my own. I may raise his every hackle, grind his every gear, but I am nothing if not persistent. I will wear him down until he has no choice but to become my actual friend. Gordy You know what's irksome? Feelings. Finding out that I possess some really strong ones for the younger, more obnoxious, golden retriever coded Waters brother? Abhorrent. Gannett Waters is the last person I'd ever expect to trust with my darkest secrets, because I can't ever recall a time when he's taken anything seriously. But here I am, setting a course for troubled waters, nonetheless. With the storms that constantly loom on my horizon, will I ever find safe harbor