Vigo loves Rowena. It's a pure love. A real love. A love that knows no boundaries. Well, except the fact that she has no idea he exists. But that's a minor blip to Vigo. All he needs to do is stop his insane father Jotun, and his inbred sibling-cousins Swiss Cheese, Piggy and Sweetheart from getting their hands on her first and everything will surely work out fine. After all, the path of true lust never did run smoothly...