Readers who have entertained existential questions about their pets will appreciate the absurd brainstorm. — PUBLISHERS WEEKLY What would it be like if our narrator’s dog had thumbs? Would she still be lots of fun, or would she sometimes feel glum? Written in rollicking rhyme and brought to life with funky, fluorescent illustrations, this hilarious tale of what-ifs will leave readers in an uproar, making this a book to read again and again! Dog fans will love the main character―a shaggy canine that oozes personality and thrives on an adventure-filled, if imaginary, life....[and] the wordplay, always fun and sometimes philosophical, just asks to be read aloud. — KIRKUS REVIEWS A diverting readaloud...Readers who have entertained existential questions about their pets will appreciate the absurd brainstorm. — PUBLISHERS WEEKLY MIKE PERRY is an artist, animator, poet, author of more than a dozen books, and brand consultant. He is popularly known for his work on Broad City , for which he won an Emmy. He lives and works in Brooklyn with his wife, Anna, and dog, Bass. Hmm...what if my dog had thumbs? Would she still be lots of fun? Would we run around and play each and every day, under that big, beautiful sun? What if my dog had thumbs? Drawers would be no obstacle. The pantry she would explore. Nothing would be impossible, especially not the door. What if my dog had thumbs? Would she open the drawer, pull out a spoon, sit at the table, and slowly consume a beautiful pile of homemade legumes? And enjoy each and every one? What if my dog had thumbs? Would she walk around town shaking hands with all of her chums