Are you tired of the complex, plot-heavy novels everyone seems to be raving about? Overwhelmed by nuanced characters, intricate plots, and symbolism? Well, you’re in luck. “How to Count to 100,000” is here to restore simplicity to your reading experience. This stunning 240-page coffee table masterpiece offers exactly what it promises: numbers. That's it. In perfect sequential order. From 1 to 100,000. No plot twists, no unnecessary dialogue, and absolutely zero character development. Just cold, hard numerals. A book so compelling it refuses to be anything more than it claims. Perfect for: Impressing guests with a sense of humor and refined taste (it’s a coffee table book, after all). - Winning any White Elephant or gag gift exchange. Good luck finding a more eccentric gift out there. - Giving as a gift in general because there is no way that they already own a copy. - Challenging your patience, sanity, and ability to count past 10 without using your fingers. - Deep, introspective thought. (Why did someone make this?) - Fun for all ages! Highlights include: The thrilling journey from 1 to 1,000 (for beginners). - The mind-blowing escalation into the tens of thousands (where boys become men and so on). - The utterly unnecessary and triumphant final number: 100,000 . “How to Count to 100,000” is a visual feast for anyone with an appreciation for minimalist absurdity . It’s the book that says: “I value laughter and absurdity over meaningful content.” Give the gift of pure numerical accomplishment. Bonus? Watching someone actually try to read it or understand why it exists. It’s the most fulfilling 100,000 steps you’ll take while sitting down. A Gag Gift You’ll Brag About: Available now in paperback, because no one should count to 100,000 digitally .