In my defense, my twin sister is engaged to the love of my life. Ok, so he’s my ex of two weeks, but I have totally been in love with him since we were kids! Guess he wanted the pretty twin. *shrug emoji* What else is new in my life? They decided to break the news to me in a public place. Probably because they thought it would keep me from losing it. Ha! I am the queen of humiliating experiences. Yelling, “Hey, bitch!” to a girl I thought was my bestie but was just a random stranger? Yup. Spilling a smoothie all down my shirt in front of a hot guy? Check. Awkward jokes at a job interview? Have you even met me? Instead of handling the bad news maturely, I lied that I was totally A-OK with being the maid of honor at those lying cheaters’ upcoming nuptials because I already had a boyfriend, thank you very much. Then I promptly grabbed an unsuspecting handsome billionaire and begged shamelessly for him to pretend to be my boyfriend. He, of course, reacted with horror because my life is so not a romantic comedy. Most humiliating moment ever. Actually, no, scratch that: the worst moment was later that evening, when I got arrested breaking into said billionaire’s office. And since the universe really had it in for me (could also be terrible decision-making skills on my part, but who’s counting), things really took a turn for the worse when the handsome billionaire told me he was willing to make a deal... And be my fake boyfriend. Liam Svensson had a sexy smile, a deep sexy voice, and an even sexier body underneath that custom suit. Saying he was out of my league would be a huge understatement. What did he want? My cupcake. ...Like, literally, my cupcake. One a day. A variety. Not... you know... that . Guys like Liam didn’t like awkward girls like me. Except why was he looking at me like he could cover me in frosting and eat me up? And why did I want to risk it all and say yes? This is a stand-alone, full-length laugh-out-loud romantic comedy, complete with the Queen of Awkward, who will make you feel better about that cringey joke you told at the last company happy hour, a hot guy with a wicked tongue (for jokes and—ahem), and a happily ever after better than a cupcake with extra sprinkles!