Discover the hilarious and heartwarming tales of a self-proclaimed "crazy cat lady." You Might Be a Crazy Cat Lady if… is a delightful collection of humorous short stories about the cats who stole the author’s heart—and sometimes her common sense. With these stories Janet celebrates the cats who comforted her through life’s ups and downs—while simultaneously nudging her toward official crazy cat lady status. Inside, you’ll meet more than twenty unforgettable felines. There’s Lucy, the partially paralyzed kitty who became Janet’s fiercest rival in the household mouse-hunting competition. (Janet preferred catch-and-release. Lucy preferred catch-and-eat.) You’ll laugh at Buddy, the Basketball Cat with a snacking problem; cheer for Wild Cat, who took more than a year to tame; and smile at Frosty Flake, the sassy foster who never left. And don’t miss the unforgettable day a simple trip to the shelter for four kittens ended with sixteen packed into Janet’s car. In these lighthearted tales, cats prove to be both Janet’s saving grace and her greatest test of sanity. Janet often wonders if she is soft in the heart…or soft in the head. One thing she does know—life with cats is never dull. Complete with charming black-and-white photographs, this book takes the “crazy” out of the cliché and replaces it with compassion, joy and a deep love for feline companions. The perfect read or gift for any cat lover. "I bought this book as a gag gift for my mom who is the Crazy Cat Lady in our family. When I received it in the mail, I could not help but read the first few pages. I ended up reading the entire book! Although I don't own cats, the author's brave self awareness and forthright writing has opened up her heart to us as she deals with life's challenges through cat relationships. -- April Maddy (Verified reader, Amazon.com) "Great book. I loved it. Would recommend to any cat person. I can definitely relate to everything in this book." -- Amazon customer (Kindle edition) "This book was a light easy read, exactly the pleasurable experience I was hoping for!" -- DJ Michael Angelo (Amazon reader) "This page-turner tells the journey (to date) of one woman's many lives with various cats and how she met each one just as it needed her most. It is obvious from these stories that Janet has a special kinship with cats. She can tune-in with each one, no matter how different one personality is from another. Each story is heartfelt." -- Gayle Thompson (Amazon reader)