Let’s be real: your pet doesn’t care if you’re “successful.” They just care if you’re home—and if you remembered the treats. "Zen & Sass: Fur Real" is the funny adult coloring book for anyone whose heart lives in a fur-covered lap, whose sanity has been saved by a slow blink, and whose love language is “I cleaned up your mystery puddle without screaming (much).” Inside, you’ll find 30 original black-and-white illustrations that blend hilarious truth-telling with deep devotion, like: “I'm not rich, but my dog thinks I'm magic when I open the treat jar.” “My pets don't need a reason to nap. Neither do I.” “My dog thinks I'm a genius. My cat thinks I'm staff. Honestly, they're both right." "My forever home isn't a place – It's wherever my pet is!" Each page is a love letter to the real, messy, sacred joy of pet parenthood—no filtered perfection, just furry, honest love. And as a bonus: Flip to the back for 5 "Paws & Peace" mandalas—perfect for mindful coloring while your dog naps at your feet or your cat judges your pen choices. Features: 30 funny, heartfelt pet parent scenes — laugh, sigh, and feel seen - 🌸 5 bonus mandalas for calm amid the chaos — unwind after the zoomies - 🖍️ Single-sided pages — color boldly with markers, gel pens, or pencils (no bleed-through!) - ✏️ Thick, crisp line art — ideal for all skill levels - 📖 Black-and-white, white background — true adult coloring book format Perfect for: • Dog moms, cat dads, and multi-pet households • Pet parents who are tired but deeply in love • Gifts for "gotcha day," birthdays, or "survived another vet bill" celebrations • Anyone who knows "Fur Real" love > everything else Grab your favorite pen. Honor your chaos. And color your way through the beautifully imperfect, fur-covered life you've built—with your soulmate by your side. FUNNY ADULT COLORING BOOK FOR PET PARENTS – For dog devotees, cat enthusiasts, and multi-pet households - 30 HILARIOUS & HEARTFELT PAGES – Like "My pet's presence is my peace." - 5 BONUS "PAWS & PEACE" MANDALAS – For calm coloring between vet visits and zoomies - SINGLE-SIDED PAGES – No bleed-through, even with bold markers - PERFECT GIFT FOR ANIMAL LOVERS – Ideal for "gotcha day," birthdays, or just because - THICK OUTLINES, COLORING-BOOK READY – Black-and-white line art on white background - CELEBRATES REAL PET PARENTHOOD – The messy, magical, "Fur Real" kind